smilin' flash, talkin' trash

I died!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 02:35:49 GMT

But I came back! Haha.

No, really, I didn't die.

blah blah blah

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 00:54:09 GMT

Have been doing other things that involve not being on LJ.

Such as:
Downloading and finishing True Blood. <3 (SO. GOOD.)
Reading more Anita Blake series. <3 (SO. HOT.)
And being a general fangbanger nerd.

Hubby's BFF flies in Wednesday for a week so..the house is the cleanest I think it's ever been! Haha.

Ciao, bella.

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:30:10 GMT

YESSSS!~~~

For those who are "this country is going to hell in a handbasket", where were you during the last 8 years!?!?

P.S. Equality is not a bad thing. As Martha says, its a "Good Thing."

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 18:16:10 GMT

I posted on craigslist looking for my cat, who went missing about a week ago.

Some wise ass sent me an email saying "I think I found your cat" and it was a picture of a very run over kitty.

WTF is wrong with people!! >( I'm going to sign his email addy up for lots of tranny porn now so there.

LOL

Tue, 14 Oct 2008 02:49:54 GMT

As I cuddle up under my blanket, my hubbsta says:

"You cold honey?"
"Brrzzz yess!!"
"Want me to shut the windows?"
"Yeesss please!!!"
"...Too bad."

WTH!!! xD

Stuff and stuff.

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:05:34 GMT

Master bedroom is almost finished, as soon as we hang the painting up, I'm calling it good! Though I might like a rug too. . .

I cleaned house today, it was awesome to be productive at home - I've been out all week for my birthday and with family, so the house was severely neglected... Man, I feel old typing about cleaning my damn house. D:

I joined a weight loss community cause my fat clothes are starting to get tight, and that ain't a good sign. And things have finally settled down around here (sort of?) that I can start to focus on me, and not the 1,000,343 things I need to take care of.

I'm starting to get into the guts of our website (that is www.lasvegassun.com and www.lasvegasweekly.com for ya'll) and I get to play with it and mess it all up to pieces on the development side. And I think I might be impressing some people that I know how to do that already instead of being trained, so hooplah for that!

I really want more friends here, but Vegas...Vegas is a vain town and I aint gonna lie. I think alot of people don't give me the time of day because of my weight. I'm generally pleasant, but I do have a low tolerance for stupidity... Surely there are some smart people in Vegas who are into more than "omg lets go get drunnnk" every night.

Prepare for some nerd speak here:
I leveled my SMN to 34 tonight, 3 more levels and I can call it good (for now.) So I can focus on getting WHM up. Thanks to a very helpful person, we finally accomplished LB3, and LB4 is easy as pie, so 75 is in sight for meeee! OH wait, I have to beat Maat first. >_> And farm a lot, cause I am one broke little magey. I do love DNC though. <3
But I WILL get WHM to 75, after having this character and the one on Shiva both hit 65...I mean, I feel I am just damn bound to do it.

I'm also listening to a techno remix of FF8 music. Oh yeah, I'm geekin' it out today.

Did I mention we adopted a third kitty? Tabby, short for Tabitha, is fat, lazy, and sleeps on our bed for the better portion of the day. She's my kitty hero.

My computer is starting to death rattle, randomly shutting off and giving weird errors at start up. Christmas time, new computer. Hint hint hubby.

It has dropped to freezing. Four days ago, it was in the 90s. Now? Fuggin' freezing my fingers and toes. Which is why I'm going to go snuggle into bed and wait for my man to come home. <3

p.s.
I have the cutest kitties in the world. Except for when they try to kill each other.

Oh hai

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:20:25 GMT

Long time no update.

This week was birthday week!

Which means a lot of cake. And cupcakes. And Carrot Cake. And Ice cream. Oy.

It also was "let's get hit by a drunk driver!" week.

It's kind of hilarious whenever I think about it, the absurdity of it all.

I took my little sis to the Rock Band concert at Hard Rock. I was trying to get out of the parking garage. Drunk brunette and friend get into mini cooper to my left - so they're in the parking stall, I'm behind them - we're perpendicular to each other (OH yeah I still knows them math terms.) And she backs up right into me. I don't mean like, "Oops! I accidentally hit a corner."

I mean full on, back of her mini cooper, meet my drivers side.

Jazmin and I totally saw it coming when the white lights went on her car. We were both "She's not really, is she? OMG, she is! Shit!"

Crunch!

Other than that, things are going well. Kicking butt at my job, and uhh...well still don't have much of a social life (boo.) It's 3 am and i'm rambling.

So...what am I getting all healthy again for...

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:17:12 GMT

Goal:

Get in to Rehab next summer!

It's on bitches!

when youre all alone at home with nothing to do. . .

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:32:42 GMT

I have the wedding bug!

But I cant even decide where I want to get married! Jeeshe!

Work is going well, methinks. A lot to learn...and I mean alot... but I just gotta keep trying my best!

People! The time has come...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:10:20 GMT

that I have joined those corporate types with their Blackberries!

Indeed, I was issued one today.

It is...addictive.

----

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 01:23:28 GMT

Removed pretty much anything Sims-related on my FL because I'm tired of the passive aggressive/flat out bitchiness of that whole comm. It's not even directed at me, but I'm just sick of seeing a certain group of people have this "holier than though on the interwebs" attitude. It's an EFFIN GAME, get over yourself.

It's funny, because reading legacies and the comm changed my entire gameplay...and now it seems boring. So hopefully I can regain the fun I used to have playing the way I did before every family I made soon became a legacy challenge, lol.

wow

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:20:37 GMT

2:30 a.m. done. 16 hour day, check. Bed, check. Phone turned off, check. :P

long day is long...

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 07:31:37 GMT

I started work at 10 am today. It's 12:30 a.m. I'm still not done.

So...

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:57:05 GMT

WE GOT THE HOUSE!

:D

:squee!:

Where dem Clovers at?

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:44:05 GMT

In case you're wondering where the Clovers are, they're still up and kickin on the ol' harddrive.

I wish I had more time to devote to them, but I've been supero busy with work, house hunting, and spending time with family now that they live out here (yay!)

In fact, I think I'll go play them right now. ^_^

Good Morning, Good Mornin'

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:27:13 GMT

Sooo

I got a job interview on Friday for a way cool web design position makin $15 buckaroos an hour.

Interns at LVS are finally able to start helping us on our restaurant guide, so I'm not the only one DOING IT BY MYSELF.

Hubby may be hired (its in the works) to help us out with said restaurant guide, yay for income++!

I should find out about the house today, whether our offer of $135k is enough. . .If it's not, I HATE YOU DAN HUMESTON & ASSOCIATES for dragging ass on paperwork - we should have had this house at $122k damnt!

My sweety looks super cute when he's sleeping. I can't help but to pet him and wake him up (oops.)

It's 6:20 a.m. and I'm already dressed to go to the gym.

And my migraine from hell that I've had since Monday is...:gasp: gone!

And it's almost time for second season of GG, woot!

Hubsta and I went and unlocked some maw-action last night. We have a friend that's been leveling purely by campaign battles only, so we thought we'd hop on that bandwagon and give it a try.

My life thus-far...

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:36:30 GMT

YIKES. I fell off the losing-weight bandwagon since I vacayed in Kansas, oops. The healthy eating, the exercising every day....shoot, my personal trainer stopped calling me, haha! CineVegas took up all my time, along with work (you evil evil thing.)

But every day is a new day to start again right, so time to read my Self magazine and get a little empowered and try again! Boo..

Sometimes the Sims 2 comms are really full of wank, people taking up so much of their time to bitch about silly things. I just don't understand sometimes, the point of it all. /wank.

Hubsta and I have found the :perfect: house, in our price range, and it's HUGE. Gorgeous. Potential. We find out Monday on a counter offer, and we'll see what goes from there. I hope this works out, we've been house hunting for...oh, five months now.

My career is not going to get anywhere with my current job, so I'm going back to school to major in architecture and interior design. Yeah, me an architect, imagine that!

I guess my favorite part of The Sims is building houses and designing them. I'm hella smart, so I think I can take the math (ooh, and there's a lot of it. Complicated stuff.) Overall, I never know what I want to do with my life, but being an architect I think is something I'd be good at. . .or a doctor, but I'm not quite as fond as that one.

SO, I have to get off here to catch the last day of Bath & Body Works sale (STEALS, I tell you) and pick up my birth control, because after babysitting last night. . . I'm willing to fork the $50 to prevent the babehs.

D: Random post is random.

Why are...

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 20:25:50 GMT

The top things on youtube are always:

#1. Asian almost-porn
#2. Animals Doing Funny Things
#3. Humans doing stupid things
#4. More Asian pseudo porn.

Just makes you think.

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:30:56 GMT

Oh, and you may have noticed the icon...

I LOVE GOSSIP GIRL, who knew! :O

CineVegas

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 03:29:53 GMT

So this week, I did my first clubbing, I got my first article posted, I got my first photos IN THE MAGAZINE, and I'm exhausted!!

I wrapped the evening up with my little bro and hubbsta at the pool, in the glorious, relaxing hot tub.

Hubbs got out to start dinner, and then he proceeded to PASS OUT on me. I was so incredibly freaked out, we poured some cold water on him and he came to.

One more red carpet and Cinevegas is over, then its back to borin' ol same ol same ol.

P.S.

I have *two* stray kitties comin' to eat by my apartment now, oops!

The Clovers 3.1

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:18:47 GMT

I am very curious as to whats so damn exciting outside...is it raining money?

By the way...

Claire Clover - Become the Mayor
Popularity/Romance OTH: Arts & Crafts
Sagittarius: 2 Sloppy: 3 Shy: 10 Active: 7 Plafyul: 10 Nice
<3 Redhaired in swimsuits </3 Unemployed ass

Madeline Clover - Become Captain Hero
Family/Pleasure OTH: Fitness
Gemini: 2 Sloppy: 9 Outgoing: 9 Active: 7 Plafyul: 4 Grouchy
<3 Underwear, Glasses </3 Swimsuits

Dancing through the ages, in sync!

"Ooh baby, you're so hot, you light my -"

"FIRE!! :panics:"

Yes, that's more like it Mr. SJG.

It's a mandatory question, really.

Permission granted to move in, darling!

Hey, I think he looks pretty studly!

"OHMYGOD, you made me emo! :cry:"

But apparently we have a difference of opinion.

So I hear this loud rumbling outside, and I'm like "WTH, who has a helicopter?"

Apparently Madeline snagged the Mayor! :D

So, let me formally introduce:

Justin Brewer - Become Mad Scientist
Knowledge/Wealth OTH: Nature
Sagittarius - 2 Sloppy: 3 Shy: 9 Active: 7 Playful: 4 Grouchy:

Get over him Claire! He's not yours. =o

He's so upset about the engagement he goes face first for the wall.

This is a good sign, no?

It's time to "seal the deal" as they say.

Behold, I bring you...WEDDING PICSPAM!

For all you Madeline haters. She is beautiful too D:

Domestic Abuse! Domestic Abuse! =O

But everything can be resolved over cake!

Uh...

You do that Madeline! Don't worry about the 10 other guests invading your kitchen atm. . .

I'm glad to see you approve Justin.

Stop that! Right in front of your new wifey too, have you no shame?

That's not bringing Gen 3 here any faster, people.

Poor Rudy was out there all night, desperately seeking aliens...no one answered his call though.

Out of all the TVs in the house, you pick the one in their bedroom.

Guess you gotta kicks somehow when you're ancient. D:

When did THIS happen?? [cheer!]

"Hey baby, how'd you like to be an astronaut and explore my space?"

That looks like a resounding yes.

10 Creativity Points gets you this?

Chloe and Rudy for life. <3

POP -corn!

I see, this is perfectly acceptable to everyone in the family.
:gives up:

Buncha nudists.

"Mom, when am I ever going to get married!?" :sadface: =(

I guess we'll try this route again?

BANNED. He holds Ottomas genes! Burn it, burn it!

You just wait til you go to sleep, Chloe.

Poppadoodle do!

Justin bein' too cute.

Is whats-her-name this scary in your game too? :hides: o_o

Bow-chicka-bow-bow.

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is in these days!

Ooh, shouldn't have had the bubbly, m'dear.

"Hey baby what's shakin'? Oh you just gave birth, oh man, that is so hot."

Welcome, little Natalie Clover!

Wait, who are you and when did I order you?

Ooh, that's right. I felt sorry for Claire and her two million bad dates resulting in failure...
So I ~~bought~~ adopted her a kid at some point! His name is Jeff.

Aww, lookit the bonding.

Poor Claire, so desperate she attacks anything that moves.

This needs no words, because we are all pervs and know what caption goes here.

I see you two are friends now.

Despite finally landing a man of her own, Claire just get over Justin.

Father Daughter Time, Score!

Look, I'm sorry, but you're married to Madeline. >:O DEAL.

Long lost twin siblings?

Natalie does exist, by the way. She's just all...you know, eat/poop/sleep.

"Remember that time you deflowered me in the elevator?"
...

Finally, true wuv for Claire!

It's time to usher in a wonderful, nourishing toddlerhood!

Maybe not.

Why don't you do something about it Chloe?

Aww, she's kinda cute.

Oh ho, I see that you are now taking up two of my precious Sims space!

Bye Claire and your unknown child and foster child! :D

Just had to get one last look before she left, huh.

"So what do you think about another baby?"

No offense, Natalie, but one is never enough in a legacy.

Ask and you shall receive.

Thanks for reading! :D
Sorry it took a bit to get updated, my family is moving this week so I've been super busy with that.
Already have 3.2 ready to go later on tonight, so look forward to that.

Comments and critique always appreciated. Mwah.

Clovers

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:39:08 GMT

Clovers are still going! Life has been supersuperbusy, hope to get the updates up (a lot of 'em) this weekend. Thanks!

The Clovers 2.3

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 00:40:57 GMT

Maddie, are you checking out your sister too??

Scaring her with you bust-a-move might not be the way to her heart. . .Strike one.

:stalkstalk:

This is what we have to work with. :sniff:

That's a way to lure 'em in, Madeline. Just...sit there.

:stalkstalk:

That's about the only scoring Claire is ever gonna see.

:stalkstalkstalk:

:stalkstalkstalkstalk:

"Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life.."

"Maybe settle down, get married..."

Everyone: Claire, Claire, Claire, such supple lips, honey blonde hair...oh Claire, how I pine!

Haha, I don't think this is a good idea Maddie.

"Ow, Mom! Shit, that hurt!"

"I hope you never get anywhere near my daughter's eggs."

Your mad conversation skills are not working there. Strike two.

"Hey there, what do you think of my hot ass?"

Hey, he isn't repulsed, yay!

Mom and daughter jam session!

ilu Chloe.

Uhh...

Nice, Claire, reaall nice. You two are kind of creepy.

Madeline gets her mack on round two!

And stinky ass ruins the moment. :(

Strike One.

Strike three.

But it's no thing for Mad, she can lay any of these fine lookin' hunks.

Claire puts on her best "This is my attractive face."

Can I get a close up here?

Oh, you know how to werrrk it girl.

Strike two for Claire.

Since this whole date-a-dormie isn't quite working out, time to call the matchmaker!

"You see matchmaker, everyone freely stares at my boobs, but when it's time for real romance.."

"Well, for a large sum, I may or may not get you the man of your dreams!"

And this is what 5k buys you from the matchmaker. Strike 4033034303.

Madeline is also failing at nailing, so it's time for her ~~prostitu~~--date.

Snakeskin jacket man! 3 bolts though, she may have got it right this time!

Maybe not. . .

Madeline's first kiss was a small peck goodbye...how disappointing.

:STALK STALK STALK:

I don't get it, all these townies are like "That bitch is fyiine" but they won't touch her, haha.

She's a classy lady, that one.

Love letter from Snakeskin Jacket guy!

He calls her for a second date, oh ho! She must have done something right this time.

Hello perpetually stoned neighbor guy!

Look, it's innocent. There's the photograph.

Ok, that wasn't so innocent. (Thanks, ACR! Slutty sims ftw!)

Claire decides its time to drown her sorrows.

Thank you for supporting Clovers Really Big House fund!

You know what the pool table indicates! Graduation partaay!
(Cause I hate Uni, wheehooo!)

"Hey, sis, I think it's time for you to move out!"

"Oh hells naw, I'm gonna be the heir!"

Claire, you're really too exciting for me.

Madeline has the moves, what do you have?

Oh that's right, creepy checking-my-sister out personality disorder.

"I graduated!"
(Thanks to boolprop!)

"I hope I meet a man with a lot of money!"

"That's so ridiculously shallow, Madeline."

"Well at least I'm not a frigid bitch--uh what are you..."

"That one's for you."

Not be outdone of course...

It's party time for the ol' mom and pop, but where are they?
[Hahah, they're somehow BFF's with the burglar now.]

Ah, go figure.

Aww, Chloe is old! =o And still a hawty.

Rudy's turn!

Oh, he is FIERCE!

Genie, please help me get the hell out of here!

10k! Thanks!

SO!
Now I pose the question to you: Madeline or Claire.

Thanks for reading!

Clover Legacy 2.2

Sat, 31 May 2008 23:21:05 GMT

It was time for some new digs and new neighbors.

"Better step off, betch!"

Well it just isn't a day until you send someone running for their life.

Inside, the nerd herd quietly paint while their parents scare the entire neighborhood away.

And now we're counterfeiting simoleans? Morals: You have none.

Hmm, now what?

Whatever it was you did, you did it wrong.

(Hint: I smell a THEME here.)

Family bonding time!

Well, you couldn't just let her get off with a little shove could ya?

Chloe passes on the bitter memories of getting almost-robbed...

"And the police came and arrested his sorry ass.."

And Rudy convinces the old bat she better leave now or else next time she'll be she six feet under.

"So your daddy beat the shit out of some old poor woman, and this is why I love him."

"Our dad rocks!"

So how did we do on our first day of school, my brilliant child prodigy?

Uh...maybe next time?

Nope, no genius here either.

But you'd think the nerd herd would be geniuses with all the reading they do. All the frickin' time...

LTW: Become Game Designer: Achieved!

Cute shot of kids bein' kids in the fall.

This is where Rudy would like to spend his entire life, ~~besides inside Chloe's panties.~~

This family has to work out their aggression somehow.

Chloe's new LTW: Become Prestigigator. WTH is that?

Which means back to her pimpin' carpool.

Birfday time!

Nice cleavage, Mom.

They're twins, remember? TWO birfdays!

This is what happens when each of you have 2 neat points.

So, what do the twins look like? You want to know?

'K.

.
.
.
.
.

Yeah, they're gorgeous.

Claire takes Rudy's place as the resident pot-head.
(Haha, get it?...OK it was bad, srry.)

Haha, remember that nanny that died? That was so funny!

But keep it on the downlow, 'k?

Teenified girly room.

"Remember that time we got really drunk..."

"And spontaneously combusted?"

"Woa! You guys spontaneously combusted? That's hardcore!"*

Stay classy, Clovers.

"...I should have gone to college..."

Yeah, they still got it. <3

Claire becomes obsessed with pole dancing.

Aww, cute twin powers activated.

Penguin drops some knowledge on Madeline.

Oh, ho, who are these two hotties?

You girls are luuuckee to be sharin' a tub with such fine gentlemen.

"Why yes, I do think your chest is lovely!"

Geniuses hang outside in their swimsuits when it's winter, didn't you know?

The twins like to hit on just bout anything that moves.

It was some sort of happenin' party inside.

Still trying to perfect the art of making friends.

You get your mack on girlfrieeend.
Maddie: "BALLS!"

Hahaha, again?

"Would you mind if I set the turkey down before we begin this again?"
"Oh, certainly, by all means. I can wait."

"Ok, commence bitching."

Haha, better late than never right? Rudy ~~drugs~~ woos him with mad smoozing and turkey.

Oh-ho, who is getting married?

You never noticed this hasn't happened yet?

~~/end wedding picspam.~~

Time for the kids to GTFO to college!

"Hey baby....balls."

"Ohhh Rudy!! :pounce:"

Behind the Scenes!
*"Spontaneously combusted..."
At one point in 1.2, Chloe and Rudy were on a hot date which apparently got too hot, and they both caught fire and burned to the ground. :(

And 2.3 is all ready to go, I just thought this was gettin' kind of long for another 70 pics, hahah. :)
Check out gen two in college next update!

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The Clovers 2.1

Tue, 27 May 2008 08:02:59 GMT

Told ya it was comin'.

When we last left off with the Clover's, Chloe had just given birth to two bouncing baby _____!

Twin girls!
Claire (Blonde) and Madeline (Red)

Granny is srs bsns bout her gaming.

Whoa. I had to take a snapshot of a nanny actually *doing* their job. She really was a great nanny.

Except Rudy probably doesn't think so.

Oh you think it's funny now, you'll see what comes around goes around nanny!

"What do I do with it!! :cry:"

As long as there's not a third resulting from this....

Hmm...it looks like life-threatening storms outside..Awesome!

Chloe's trying to win the Darwin Awards this year.

Now, I know you're only 3 weeks, little lady, but we do not poop our pants in this house!
Learn to change your own damn diaper!

She'll get right on that Chloe.

So it comes time for the bacon bringer Rudy to come home from work...

WHAT THE FUCK!! :O

Quick, Chloe, save him!! :(

Ok, that's really not helping...

Please,please,please I am being so humble here Mr.Death...

I really love my boyfriend he means so much to meeeee :cry:

"Alright, let's play a little game. You win, you get him back. You lose...I get to see your boobies! :D"

Oh please Chloe please pick the right one, like I need messed up children from get-go and you crying all the time...

Umm...this one?

Death: Shit.

"YEEEAH TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER I WIN I WIN I WIN!"

Death will remember your face forever, Chloe. You're on his list. D:

Score! I live again to see another day of Chloe's boobs!

Oh, honey, I loveyousomuch, thank you for saving my ass.
You're forever in my debt now jackass.

[So, can anyone tell me why he just suddenly exploded while getting out of the car?? He wasn't overheated.]

With that, it's time for the girls birthday party! Quick, call whatever sort of friends you have Rudy!

Poor Ivy Copur almost gets gang raped at the party.

Let's get these babies growin'!

p.s. If you fail at birthday parties as much as I do, plop one of these babies down and it'll pretty much save it.

Chloe is now a foxy bombshell.

While their parents are getting wasted and truly enjoying their daughters growth into toddlerhood...

It s'okay, they're non-toxic!

(Claire: Sweet, caring, blonde; Madeline: Red head with an attitude!)

Apparently they throw too wild of a party and get busted by the cops.

Imagine telling their daughters years later...
"We were so cool we got busted by the cops on your third birthday!"

Apparently cops rekindle some bad memories. . .:slowly backs away:

Make-over for Claire-bear.

She's so cute when she's trying to get taken into social services! n_n

It's almost too perfect. One evil twin, one good one.

Mmm, nuclear babies.
[This really makes me want to say "Wonder Twin Powers Activate!"]

I don't know bout you, but toddler teachings (though time-consuming) are full of teh cute.

This [ ] close to your LTW and you blow it, jackass.

That's...uh...gotta have a pleasant aroma Chloe.

Cuz they're cute, nuff said.

"So I got a promotion!"
YOU LIE!!!

I swear, if you pop another one I'm going to kill one of you.

I'm not sure if that's exactly hygienic...the tub looks diseased.

Yeah, Maddie's pretty much adorable.

GET A HOBBY.

Not quite so sure those are non-toxic...

Maddie: Ooh, I want the one *you* have!

Yeah my toddlers draw llamas and birds, what do yours draw?
CRAP squigglie lines, that's what.

Uh, I don't think game designers wear this shit, though maybe they would if given the chance...

WHAT THE HELL. Who is trying to die now!?

Apparently the nanny died from uh...being old? lol.

"Gimme,gimme,gimme!"
Greedy little bastards...

Yay for birthdays!

They didn't even wait for them to finish growing up before headin' towards the bedroom. ( u_u )''

Very similar, but not at the same time.

That's 2.1!

Thank you for reading! :)
C&C is always appreciated, etc. etc.

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